Tuesday, November 20, 2018

November 19, 2018 - Mission week 72: a rant inspired by Hank Smith

so i don't have a ton to talk about his week. we did exchanges with all the district leaders, so we wern't in our area to much. plus lot of people canceling. plus the BIGGEST HEAT WAVE OF MY LIFE. its been so incredible hot. I like can't even believe it. holy crap. its been hot. 

but yeah, since I don't have a lot to talk about when it comes to the work, except our new super golden investigator Wendy, who should be baptized like next week, because she is 16 and soaks up the info like a sponge and then prays about it. so thats nice


but anyway, since i have like nothing to talk about, i thought i would talk about some realizations I had while listening to some Hank Smith devotionals on our 5 hour drive to Pretoria today. 
basically it's no secret I had somewhat of a technology problem before. to sum up my high school life in my own words "I was a obsessive, phone glued mess who really didn't do anything other than drumline, video games, and youtube." which is an honest reality. not gonna deny that. but I tend to think I've changed a lot on mission. I am kinda back to how I was in junior high where I actually have the motivation to go for my dreams. I have a lot more hope for the future, and really just want to DO things. I have a growing love for photography, i want to camp like all the time now, and i want to begin to get back into leaning new instruments. I know that i will only be able to accomplish these things by a reduction in 'screen time' 

but i've said a lot of this before I think, so let me tie it into what hank Smith said. he talked about friends, and he talked about choices, and he talked about 'waking up from your phone' and all three of the things really struck me. 

I deffinetly am who I am because of my friends. so thanks to them, I didn't end up a total mess in high school, but they affected a lot of my choices, i hope one day I can pay them back for that. Remember your friends have a massive effect on you. I've seen plenty of that here, esspecially form being away from mine. 

also in Hank Smith's Words, we are the sum total of our choices, not as much our accomplishments. This is gonna sound prideful, but i'll say it for the sake of the point I'm making.  I am a person of many talents and abilities. but i am not someone who has used those to do much good. but i plan to change that. 
its more valuable to use talents to help others. Hank says "you could be one of the most  talented people to ever live, but if no one else is benefited by it. 

Also Also, he talked about waking up from your phone, which i think i already said a bunch about with the whole high school thing

so yeah, live your dreams, do what you want, serve the Lord by serving His children.
GO READ ROMANS 5:31(jst), 35,38-39, and then realize how much God loves us. 
but heres some other random stuff. 
  • Miracle of Botswana Year Visas
  • Heat wave and grey pants are bad plan
  • Go look up the prophet Shepard Bushiri and tell me what you think. he is the biggest church in Africa.
  • God is incappable of making mistakes, since He is Perfect, so if He made you, and He is perfect, he can only make good things, so you are good, and can be Perfect, since Perfect can only create Perfect. 
  • People seem to hate idea of Spirit world 'Second Chance' in words of one investigator "that is way to hopeful" how could God love sinners? to which is say, read the scriptures and tell me otherwise. 
  • Adam gets such a bad rap somtimes. 
  • A religion that doesn't requir the sacrafice of ones all does not have the power nessesary to produce Exaltation. 
but yeah, a few of the Returned Missionaries who I served with are now engaged, so thats weirder than people from home getting married. 

kthanksbye. 


man this was long

November 12, 2018 - Mission week 71: This week really sucked

yep, not gonna go into details, and this will probably be pretty short, but We had to deal with a bunch of car crap, so we were in Gabs a lot, we had our big long planned Missionary fireside to Jumpstart member work, that no one showed up to except the members who are already helping, and I got the sad news the Sis. Pat, my South African Mom, has passed away. So yeah, just a lot of dissapointing things. 

I'm fine about it all, its just annoying that all this happened in like a 4 day period, and add on to that, we are still stuggling to get the area going well, people keep bailing on us and we having a hard time getting people who are progressing. 

on a happier note, the Saints Book is amazing, Elder Kuerth, the guy Elder Norton is training, brought it with and I've already read most of it. 

I hate call ins (did that with the APs on tuesday, it takes forever, and tons of paperwork) 
For those of you who have seen the District, My companion and I keep joking we are like Elder Murry and Elder Tuitu. Feel about like they do as well. 

but yeah, life is still good. The Gospel is true, death isn't the end, opposition can be overcome, trials can be solved. 

Don't have much else to say.
Happy Birthday to Addie and Derek.

Go watch this its super super cool, I didn't know it exsisted, Good new video of the 2nd most important event in history. (or at least top 5)

also read Alma 13
and Acts 10:9 is cool about how nothing that is touched by God is Common, Including us, we are valuable because God has cleansed us. In essesence, Repent people arn't common, but Priceless. 

Talk next week

Kthanksbye

November 6, 2018 - Mission Week 70: Kanye East with Elder Kobe Dibetso.


So I was wrong, I'm in Kanye East, not Kanye West, but I am with Elder Kobe Dibesto, so that's still something. I like this guy, he's way funny and wants to work, he's only got this and the next transfer left, so he's pushing through the finish line. 

We wen't really in our area a ton, the new guys didn't get up here from Pretoria until Wednesday night, and between Monday and then we ran up to Fransistown 5 hours north to do some car stuff. Over this week I have driven about 1200 K's. Had a lot of fun though, this area doesn't have a ton going on right now but we are gonna change that. Work with members is where we plan to start, we need referrals, and we need men who can hold the priesthood. (usually the biggest hindrance to church growth is lack of men)

I don't really have tons to talk about today, or really a ton of time to talk about it. I'm a day late because of power outages all day yesterday. 

I'm living with more than just my Comp for the first time on mission. With Elder Norton, who just finished training and is now District leader and training Elder Kuerth. Elder Norton is from Mesa Arizona and Elder Kuerth is fresh from Utah. We're having a good time, and we have a deal going where whoever looses at Uno has to do dishes, so life's good. I've only had to do them once. 

The Work here in Kanye 1 is much slower than in Kanye 2, mainly due to members "lukewarmness". So we are holing a missionary fireside on Sunday to try and Jump start peoples involvement. We are expecting and praying for a big turn out. 


I'll try to send pics, but this internet is spotty. 
  • Mosiah 26 is a very powerful chapter on forgiveness and I recommend everyone apply it with themselves in mind. 
  • Super Spiders get Doomed at The Kanye Flat
  • that's all I got. 
thank you for the support and Emails.
Have a good week

Kthanksbye





October 29, 2018 - Mission week 69:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So this week once again was kinda blew. Our last of the 5 baptisms fell though since she lost her phone and forgot about the interview. But its all good. Had a very nice Zone Conference. Talked  a lot about the importance of the Book of Mormon in every aspect of reality. we didn't have water pretty much all week VILLAGE LIFE (I actually love it though.) wee had this overpiced mexican resturaunt, it was wa y nice, but just cost to much. Took a lot of nice nice pictures. and got transfer new, which is the source of my screaming. I'm leaving Molepolole Village, to got the Kanye West Ward (yes thats legit what its called) in the village of Kanye, as a Zone Leader with Elder Dibetso from Botswana. So that was the least expected thing on my end. 
Truely a sign that you don't have to know what your doing to be a leader on mission. 
It also came as a shock that after Kanye (I'll only be there 6 weeks since they won't be extending my visa) I will go to what very well could be my last area. 
mission has really flown by. Sister Missionaries that left right before me are getting home now. They always say your last 6 months are what really counts, and I'm coming to see why,. 
So we'll see what the next 6 weeks bring. 




at least i get to go to pretoria for MLC and get McDonalds, since there is none of that in Bots. but from one village to another. I will get to go back to Moleps for exchanges since Elder Wilson is Flip Training a guy we don't yet know the name of. So big things are happening down here. Should be lots of baptisms for them. 

Don't really have a ton else to talk about. We wern't in the area a bunch this week because car stuff, and meetings and whatnot. Spent most of Sunday with goodbyes. I should have lots of pics to send this week and as of right now they are uploading fine, including a bunch from the last few weeks. 

but yeah, the Church is true. God uses the week to confound the wise. 
Don't take the Book of Mormon for Granted, its the Key to Exaltation, and nothing is worth that trade off.


kthanksbye

its been a while since i sent birds 

a kid walking in front of my camera last second. 

nice sunset 

my soccer face


Trust Japanese Vehicles 

Elder Moremong and his Mac and Cheese mountain


Elder Wilson had to shave at the chapel before zone conference since no water ( i used my electric razor) 

Elder Mmereki taking a drink 

Sis Moremongs streetside food goodness where we ate like every weekday. 

a guy enjoying the ride 

nice picture I cut out of most recent Liahona 

Elder wilsons forture 

the Setswana Family Proclimation 

nice sunset 

Trying to find a record from 10 years ago. 

Bro Thiro (our member present every saturday, and a refferal machine. Cool guy. way smart.) 

Sis. Dorthy (most zealous lady every. She REALLY loves  church and wont let anyone think otherwise. She's traveled the world. way way cool lady, molepololes Sis. Pat to some extent)

October 23, 2018 - Mission week 68: The Highs and Lows of this Job

So this week was awesome but also totally sucked. 

let me explain.

So after all kinds of errend fun on Monday, we had Tuesday, a day so good I literally wrote "good day" on my huge calender, had some huge progression with some of our investigators. Khumo, who had finally come to church the day before said that she'd come because of a crazy dream vision that confirmed the Truth of the Church to her, making her certain of baptism on the 28th, then we went to Kenelwe, had a way good talk about baptism and put her on date, then we met with Boitumelo, the sister of a recent convert, who is insanely golden and will also get baptized on the 28th, since we've been seeing her most every day and it's all 'clicking' and she really wants it. then we went to see an investigator we had 'given a break' and she asked us how to go about leaving her old church, since she'd finally got her answers to the whole Priesthood thing. So Tuesday was pretty much the greatest day of my whole life. Really felt I was being led by the spirit and actually doing what God wanted me to. 

Then Wednesday, we had interviews with President Chadambuka over in Gaborone, which took most of the day, but is always a good time.

Then Thursday, was exchanges with the 5 week old Elder Fawcett, things were very good, except Khumo wanted to now push back baptism because the father of half her kids is giving her greif, but he doesn't even live with them or give any sort of support, so I dunno, but now shes delaying and whatnot, then Idoh, a long time investigator who is finally being baptized keeps having problems with getting interviewed due to scheduling issues, so we are gonna have to push her baptism back as well. 

So basically the 5 people that were gonna get baptized on the 28 who seemed solid, 4 fell through, Khumo and her two kids and Idoh, but Boitumelo is still good. We had a goal of 5 baptisms this transfer and we were so happy that that was gonna happen, but nope. Its all good though, they will happen next transfer for sure, but its always nice to hit your goals. 

Sunday we had some fun with the high guy who joined us in gospel principles. its always a good lesson when they bring up tupac and Biggy Smalls. 

Monday we got our Bakkie serviced, and had zone activity soccer fun times. My arms got roasted, but my face and neck are fine. Also played a ton of uno and ate a monstrosity of a mac and cheese casserole. emailing is happening today because email shops closing. so yeah. a very dense week. 

hard work always pays off. Elder Wilson and I have done our best this transfer and we have truly seen the results of that (even if they aren't as picturesque as we wanted.)

then the water went out today

but yeah, some nice quotes and whatnot
  • "stop eating all our bread Elder Motelang" - Elder Ludloff    "but I already Applied 4" - Elder Motelang
  • "stop scratching yourself" -Elder Wilson  "but i gotta get all the meat of my pants" - Elder Me.
  • Donkey Handcuffs
  • Elders are serving in Kanye West (a true fact)
  • "I am a small boy" - our member present Biko
so yeah 
kthanskbye

October 15, 2018 - Mission Week 67: Shaap Lokuwa


This has been a very very good week in terms of missionary work. We were able to teach a lot of very powerful lessons with some struggling investigators. and best of all 7 people came to church, which is 7 more than usual. SO that made Elder Wilson and I very happy since a lot of them really need to gain a testimony of church, and we watched the last session of conference so that will also help with a testimony of the living prophet.
I'm sorry i don't really have much to say other than that in terms of the work this week. But its nice to finally see the fruits of our hard work. 

3 Nephi 16:10 was a nice scripture I read this week The Lord hath made bare his holy arm in the eyes of all the nations; and all the ends of the earth shall see the salvation of God.
So yeah, Gods arm is always there, whenever we need some help, or someone to catch us, he's there. Trust him, wont let you down. 


Random thought time
  • Once again the sun is a deadly lazer
  • Honey Cheerios, not honey nut, just honey
  • Eternal Chicken meals
  • "wanna slaughter a chicken for P50?" Elder Ludloff (coming this friday)
  • The Training family tree is fun
  • Pineapple Fanta is best Fanta

Some other nice insight, 
The Importance of Believing in Christ vs Believing Christ, 
don't just believe that he is there  but believe in what he said and what he did. He Loves us, and gave us the best way of living, so trust what he said, and live what you believe

But thanks for everything i love you all as always.
Oc

 my companion receiving revelation 

our flats guard dog doing his dog job


a goat that was hungry 


Our dinner a few nights ago


Elder Ludloff after Botswana Independence day

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

October 8, 2018 - Mission week 66: A Slow but Steady Change of Heart


On mission I have not changed in a moment, or in any sort of quick way of whatever, but slowly and surely things have changed and I noticed a lot of them while watching conference. Besides the normal "I am much more spiritual and Converted more to the Gospel" that happens to most everyone who gives an honest effort as a missionary, I have noticed that for 1, my priorities have been shifting a lot. Mainly in regard to what i plan to do for hobbies when I am home. I have developed a love of Photography, rekindled my love of art, and really want to learn the guitar. As well as my love of the outdoors has gone up a lot. Much like my Mom said they would "My desire to do many of the things I loved before has gone down and become secondary to other goals. I am a (somewhat) new man, and I hope to keep this momentum of change going and speeding up until I get home in a babies time. 

but as for the week, 
its just been kinda a finding grind. Not a ton has really happened since emailing Wednesday, just waking through the dust of Molepolole, which i learned is the Worlds largest Village. I haven't googled to see if that's accurate, but enough people say that for me to believe it. 

General Conference was crazy, We watched everything but Sunday afternoon so far, including the womans session. Lots of great stuff. Truely received a lot of answers to the things that have been on my mind. Can't wait for the new 2 hour block meeting for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, of which I am a member and missionary. 

Gonna send a bunch of pictures since upload speed is good, and I have like nothing to talk about. Got more hiking pictures today of Elder Wilson and I going on a 10 minute walk to the highest point in Moleps. and a cool cave. 

So yeah. 
I love the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 
its truely led by Revelation to a living prophet. 
Can't wait to do more

kthanksbye


nice food



our truck 

 the hike


our flat







 a bird because birds are great 



October 3, 2018 - Mission Week 65: A whole bunchastuff

So this has been a fun week. 

Monday, Elder Wilson made history being the first missionary to get a 1 year visa to Botswana, then we played a bunch of games all day.

Tuesday was when mostly a bunch of tracting, but we found a few people that i'll talk more about on the days we actually saw them. we also had a bunch of fun meeting a Recent Convert named Mheto who was here in the Villiage for The Botswana 52 Independance day that was on the 30th of September. Also put a long time investigator named Idoh on date again, this time for the 21 October. 

Wednesday, we saw a lot of members and tried to help out with Ministering a bit. 

Thursday, was a complete mess of finding people after everyone had canceled due to torrential rain. I got video that cant send, Ill show you in a few months. 

Friday, we were back in Gaborone to get the visa sticker for Elder Wilson, so we had district meeting down there, when we came back we did some member visits to try and get refferals.

Saturday, we put 4 people on date, a whole family way out in a place called Kapong, refferals who are really, really excited, but the english is very poor, so its slow going. a bunch of crazy stuff happened involved muddy puddles, gift fishes, and farting children that i can't describe without the videos. 

Sunday, we had church, celebrated the Independance and Elder Wilsons birthday, which are the same day. Sis Moremong, the member we buy lunch from every day, gave a talk and she gave Elder Wilson the Twana name of Boipiso, which means Independence, so everyone calls him Elder Boipiso now. That night we drove up to G-west for a hike and meeting in the early morning, i'll try and send pictures from up on top of Oodi "mountain" got some nice shots. 

Monday, after said hike we went to party with President Manganela, the 2nd counceler in the Mission Presidency, he is one very funny man we had a good time and a lot of food. 

Tuesday, we had some very good lessons to start the day. We went to see a guy named kennedy, but when he wasn't home we had a great Resotoration lesson with his younger brother, Bitlo. then after that we had an even better lesson with our new somewhat Golden Investigator Kenelwe, who we met on tuesday. She asked some awesome questions about why some churches only seem to have peices of the truth, and she wanted the whole thing without any other stuff mixed in. So that was a lot of fun. We also put Khumo on date, a long time investigator and mother to Jonathan.

And then today all the buisnesses are open again after all the fun. 
So yeah a lot has happened. 
Upload speed is dumb, I'll do my best with pictures. 
But here are some nice quotes and thoughts. 
  • 3rd longest missionary in the zone. 
  • We are missionaries not ATMs
  • I hate yawning
  • My flat feels like a cabin.
  • constant state of feeling like I'm camping.
  • "Begin and End Each prayer with a lesson"- Elder Funk
  • " I just Homecarded 3 decks of chinese uno, I don't think I'm Ready for a Kid"- Elder Wilson
  • Meditation is a cool thing I need to do more
  • Electrtic Water
  • I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
  • Answering Prayers in the best feeling
  • God's love is a great source of strength when we are out
  • Thapelo is my new Tswana name
SO hope you all have a good week. Live well

kthanksbye

Sunday, September 30, 2018

September 24, 2018 - MIssion week 64: Botswana is still hot

SO yeah, I'm back in this place, but things are much better this time around. Elder Wilson and I are having a great time. And he just made history by being the first missionary to get a 1 year visa for Botswana!

but that whole process took pretty much our whole week, we were in and out of Gaborone or stuck in traffic pretty much the whole time. We met a few on the members namely Sis. Moremong, who owns a street resturaunt thing, who we get a luch big enough for the whole day from for 20 pula ($2), as well as Ditlamelos Family, and Bro Thero. The Bishop of Molepolole is a funny funny guy. We were at a big cultural Celebratoin thing on Saturday, that was way fun. lots of singing and dancing, got lots of Video. Saw P. Manganela again. Missed that guy from Broadhurst. No one else I knew was there. Back around Elder Ludloff Again. That guys a ton of fun.


I'm driving a 2017 Ford Ranger. Figured that would make my dad Jellous. its such a smooth ride, even on these nightmare roads. Traffic around here is aweful though. So a big Bakkie like that is pretty good for forcing your way in. 

Don't really have a lot to say other that we are having fun doing work, and eating vetkoek (fatcakes aka Scones aka Megyena aka legwenya) 

Enjoy your week 
  • "that would be a way to die. Choking on a fatcake while drinking lumpy water"
  • Knowing: a head vs Heart Battle
  • Love and respect for self helps us love others Matt 22:39
  • The inescapable hymn 163
  • Back to the different mission
  • becoming an "Old missionary" is weird
Thank you all 
have fun living 
kthanksbye










September 17, 2018 - Mission week 63: I didn't expected something this unexpected

Transfer News came in and I am going back to Botswana this week. More accurately, Molepolole (mo-lay- po-lo-lay). I'll be finishing the second six week of Elder Wilson's training, just like i did with Elder Mbir. 
We tought a bunch of people this week. Namely Patience, Sis. Bopape's new helper. She is from Zimbabwe, already really progressing great. 

I left my old planner at the flat as usual, so i really have no rememberance what I did this week. 
but here are a few things I wrote in the new one.

  • Patriarchal Blessings are way cool, if you don't have one get it, if you have one, study it. 
  • Extreme Faith = Extreme Answers
  • My handwriting has actually imporved a ton.
  • The Restoration, the Plan of Salvation, and The Ghospel of Jesus Christ: the How, the What and the Why
  • To many Birthdays are happening
  • Born again, and again, and again.
  • If you can see it, you can be it. 
  • I miss the Temple. 
  • A guy in Mapopane is the September Portrait of Faith in the Liahona. 
Elder Holland has a great talk called "None Were with Him"
Trumpeted from the summit of Calvary is the truth that we will never be left alone nor unaided, even if sometimes we may feel that we are.  
Brothers and sisters, one of the great consolations of this Easter season is that because Jesus walked such a long, lonely path utterly alone, we do not have to do so. His solitary journey brought great company for our little version of that path—the merciful care of our Father in Heaven, the unfailing companionship of this Beloved Son, the consummate gift of the Holy Ghost, angels in heaven, family members on both sides of the veil, prophets and apostles, teachers, leaders, friends. All of these and more have been given as companions for our mortal journey because of the Atonement of Jesus Christ and the Restoration of His gospel. Trumpeted from the summit of Calvary is the truth that we will never be left alone nor unaided, even if sometimes we may feel that we are. Truly the Redeemer of us all said: “I will not leave you comfortless: [My Father and] I will come to you [and abide with you].”

So that is what i have to say this week

kthanksbye

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

August 31, 2018 District Meeting in the Polokwane District


September 10, 2018 - Mission week 62:I am a todler

So this week was all over the place in a very litteral sense

We were in sesego on monday and tuesday since I was supposed to be on exchanges with Elder Roberts in our area, but then the other guys locked their keys in the car so we spent the whole day fixing that problem.

Wednesday, was Zone service tearing down a building in Motupa down in Tzeneen. That was exhousting,  but we got to litterally take down a building. 

Thursday, we were all over sesego and Polokwane for interviews and teaching some of our R/C and Members

Friday, was Zone Conference, then we went and taught Seja some more, and she's really gaining a testimony that its true, its awesome. 

Saturday, we had to run to Mokopane about an hour away for a baptism interview, that took up most of our day, then drive to leboghomo about 45 minutes away from Polokwane in the other direction to meet with the First Counceler and a Less active family. so lots of driving

Sunday, Seja came to church, then we saw some members to talk about ministering, then we slept. I gave a 20 minute talk of How important it is to have the Holy Ghost. 

  • At the mall on thursday, when i bought a nerf Maverick. (for my birthday) we saw a lady who looks exactly like me mom. and it freaked me out, until she got closer and I realized shes not
  • "I had a nice garden going, then the cows came" - Sis Loly said sadly
  • The Activity rate in limpopo is from 14% to 49%. lots of less actives
  • I keep seeing Christopher Robin Trailers and it seems awesome.
  • "sick and tired of Prosperity I just want the Gospel" - Seja
  • "God's Mercy in putting pumpkins on the ground and not a tree so they don't fall out and crush us. " Intrigal part of the Priesthood lesson by Pres. Matimele

Gonna include something from a way way good talk from Elder Holland
Some blessings come soon, some come late, and some don’t come until heaven; but for those who embrace the gospel of Jesus Christ, they come.

 So dont' forget, life isn't all there is, Focus on Eternity and our potential to have all the Father has. Which is Infinate power, love, knowledge and progression. 

kthanksbye

September 3, 2018 - Mission week 61: I made a big stick.


Thats a true fact. 

I went on exchanges to Mokopane with Elder Platt, we had a lot of fun, taught a lot of people, but as we were leaving we locked the keys in the flat, so we boyscouted a stick with our ties and brooms and we solved the problem.

Wednesday, we did a LOT of finding, probably contacted around 20 or 30 people, since everyone canceled. We also saw Seja again, who is progressing very well, and really liked the plan of salvation.

Thursday, was just a mess of running erreneds for the Mission president 

Friday, had some pretty good lessons as well. Sarah, a long time investigator, is actually reading the Book of Mormon Daily now, so hopefully she can get her answers soon

Saturday, was a missionary work fireside in Sesego, that went very well. Good talks given by the Sesego missionaries as well as Return Missionaries in the Branch. There was a game of Scripture JEPRODY that everyone loved.

Sunday, no one came to church, and we taught young men about Commandments and Exaltation, then had lunch with Sis. Mimi and the YSA and played Mafia and talked about the major importance of Joseph Smith.

This Morning President came for Interviews. 

But yeah, don't really have a ton to say this week either. Only 10 months left. the downhill is really speeding up. 

something really cool I read in a New Testiment Study guide was about the Scars in Jesus's Hands and feet. It shows that even the Rightous get hurt, scars (both physical, and emotional) are signs we have suffered but survived/ overcome. It is the Wounded Christ who comes to us, he has been hurt but he has overcome, he knows our pain and sorrow. He will help. 

But with that in mind
  • Happy Birthday to Mark and to Grandma Wilson
  • The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, not Mormons
  • The Weather felt and smelt like home
  • D&C 84:54 needs to be read more often
  • I was Tormented by hiccups this week
  • Exhanges are fun if they are
  • Talking to everyone adds to the 'peculiarity' of we people
  • Dont get tuberculosis. 
  • The lady cutting my hair was confused when I asked her to thin it since "thick haired people get more action"
  • From the Dust is such a cool term
  • Giant FLYING cockroaches
  • "Do you like working here?" "no."
Hope you all enjoy your week.
kthanksbye